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親一親 (‘亲一亲’) qīn yī qīn Kiss Principal: Parents, it is not just to see in order to breed a child.  Sometimes you need to listen and take results with ease. …

商量(‘商量’) shāng liàng Discuss Staff A: Are you sure you want to resign?  Won’t you further discuss with our head? Staff B: What I want to discuss is double pay.…

談心 (‘谈心’) tán xīn Be Sincere Boss: I am whole-hearted to you so long you worked here.  You don’t need to square accounts in every detail. Staff: What I want…

能力有限 (‘能力有限’) néng lì yǒu xiàn Incapability Mum: You need to adjust when you find something in your life goes wrong. Me: Follow your heart if capable.  Do not brag…

錯繆 (‘错缪’) cuò miù Something Goes Wrong Mum: When something goes wrong, it needs to be fixed. Sister: You will get held responsible for the thing that goes wrong. Me:…

裂口 (‘裂口’) liè kǒu Cracks Mum: Broken furnishings can be mended.  But never give yourself excuse and evade from responsibility. Sister: I can only see cracks even after mending. Mum:…

教授 (‘教授’) jiāo shòu Teach Sister: Grandma, by when will you pass us your cooking skill? Grandma: No matter what, I will not… Sister: Why? Won’t you hope we pass…

最怕什麼? (‘最怕什么?’) zuì pà shén me What are you afraid of? Sister: I am afraid of lion as it will bite people. Me: I am afraid of flea as it…

栗子 (‘栗子’) lì zǐ Chestnuts Teacher: Many food are nuts.  Can you give me an example? Student: Chestnuts. Teacher: Yes, I would like to have an example from you. Student:…