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烏氣 (“乌气”) wū qì Darkness

烏氣 (“乌气”) wū qì Darkness

Posted by By theprotonsl January 8, 2023Posted inJoke
烏氣 (“乌气”) wū qì Darkness Wife: It looks foggy today. Husband: It is whitish outside.  Why would you say dark? Wife: … tài tài : jīn tiān kàn chū chuāng…
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鞠躬 (‘鞠躬’) jū gong Bow

鞠躬 (‘鞠躬’) jū gong Bow

Posted by By theprotonsl December 31, 2022Posted inJoke
鞠躬 (‘鞠躬’) jū gong Bow  The teacher looks menacing as he comes over.  Ming and Man are so scared that they bow to him immediately. lǎo shī zǒu guò lái…
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親一親 (‘亲一亲’) qīn yī qīn Kiss

親一親 (‘亲一亲’) qīn yī qīn Kiss

Posted by By theprotonsl November 15, 2022Posted inJoke
親一親 (‘亲一亲’) qīn yī qīn Kiss Principal: Parents, it is not just to see in order to breed a child.  Sometimes you need to listen and take results with ease. …
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商量(‘商量’) shāng liàng Discuss

商量(‘商量’) shāng liàng Discuss

Posted by By theprotonsl October 28, 2022Posted inJoke
商量(‘商量’) shāng liàng Discuss Staff A: Are you sure you want to resign?  Won’t you further discuss with our head? Staff B: What I want to discuss is double pay.…
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談心 (‘谈心’) tán xīn Be Sincere

談心 (‘谈心’) tán xīn Be Sincere

Posted by By theprotonsl September 28, 2022Posted inJoke
談心 (‘谈心’) tán xīn Be Sincere Boss: I am whole-hearted to you so long you worked here.  You don’t need to square accounts in every detail. Staff: What I want…
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能力有限 (‘能力有限’) néng lì yǒu xiàn Incapability

能力有限 (‘能力有限’) néng lì yǒu xiàn Incapability

Posted by By theprotonsl August 2, 2022Posted inJoke
能力有限 (‘能力有限’) néng lì yǒu xiàn Incapability Mum: You need to adjust when you find something in your life goes wrong. Me: Follow your heart if capable.  Do not brag…
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錯繆 (‘错缪’) cuò miù Something Goes Wrong

錯繆 (‘错缪’) cuò miù Something Goes Wrong

Posted by By theprotonsl July 9, 2022Posted inJoke
錯繆 (‘错缪’) cuò miù Something Goes Wrong Mum: When something goes wrong, it needs to be fixed. Sister: You will get held responsible for the thing that goes wrong. Me:…
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裂口 (‘裂口’) liè kǒu Cracks

裂口 (‘裂口’) liè kǒu Cracks

Posted by By theprotonsl June 19, 2022Posted inJoke
裂口 (‘裂口’) liè kǒu Cracks Mum: Broken furnishings can be mended.  But never give yourself excuse and evade from responsibility. Sister: I can only see cracks even after mending. Mum:…
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教授 (‘教授’) jiāo shòu Teach

教授 (‘教授’) jiāo shòu Teach

Posted by By theprotonsl May 17, 2022Posted inJoke
教授 (‘教授’) jiāo shòu Teach Sister: Grandma, by when will you pass us your cooking skill? Grandma: No matter what, I will not… Sister: Why? Won’t you hope we pass…
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最怕什麼? (‘最怕什么?’)  zuì pà shén me  What are you afraid of?

最怕什麼? (‘最怕什么?’) zuì pà shén me What are you afraid of?

Posted by By theprotonsl April 24, 2022Posted inJoke
最怕什麼? (‘最怕什么?’) zuì pà shén me What are you afraid of? Sister: I am afraid of lion as it will bite people. Me: I am afraid of flea as it…
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